A man drops his watch out the window of a 16-story building. He goes down the elevator and stops to get a soda. Then he walks down 12 flights of stairs and walks out just in time to catch his watch. A second man below says: “How did you do that?”
How can you make time fly?
When do clocks die?
Why was the lunch clock always late?
Why was the clock sent to the principal’s office?
Why do peple go on dates?