Time Jokes

From JC, age 6, Philippines

What time is good to go to the beach?

Sun day!

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From Turtle, age 11, U.S.A

What time is it when a T-rex steps on your watch?

Time to get a new watch!

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From Archie, age 9, Texas, USA

What time is it when your clock turns thirteen?

Time to fix it!

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From Samantha Grace, 10 years old, Las Cruces, NM

I stayed up all day to watch the sun go down.

Then, it dawned on me!

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From Iesha, age 10, North Carolina, USA

If you had one dollar and only had one more hour to live, what would you spend that on?

A Lifesaver!

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From Joseph, 10 years old, Derry, New Hampshire

Which two days of the week are the strongest?

Sunday and Saturday, the rest are weak days!

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