Time Jokes

From Omar Zapata, 13 years old, Dallas, TX

Why do peple go on dates?

Because they can’t go on months!

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From Ryan, 10 years old, US

What do call a man that is short of time?

Tim!!!!!!

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From Jacqui, 12 years old, Wisconsin

What is the best time to see a volcano?

When it’s not about to explode with anger!

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From Maggie Hodges, 12 years old, United States

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak days!

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From JC, age 6, Philippines

What time is good to go to the beach?

Sun day!

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From Turtle, age 11, U.S.A

What time is it when a T-rex steps on your watch?

Time to get a new watch!

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