Why is a traffic policeman the strongest man in the world?
A southern state trooper was asked on an exam “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” In the blank he wrote…
What do you call a flying policeman?
Why was the cop in bed?
The policeman said to the wig shopkeeper, “Sorry, we haven’t found your stolen wigs yet,
Once upon a time there were three people named Trouble, Your Manners, and Be Quiet. One day Trouble fell into a hole. Your Manners and Be Quiet went to the police station for help. Your Manners waited outside and Be Quiet went inside. The front cop asked:
BQ: Be Quiet.
C: Where are your manners? BQ: Outside.
C: Are you looking for trouble? BQ: Yes.