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Policeman Jokes

From Caleb, age 11, United States

Why did the cop go to the baseball game?

Someone “stole” second base!
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From SAADIYA, age 10, INDIA

THE POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR A THIEF WITH ONE EYE.

WHY DON’T THEY USE BOTH?
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Filed Under: Policeman

From Jennifer, age 14, Miami

Why was the policeman in bed?

He was an under cover cop!
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Filed Under: Policeman

From Ashley, age 13, Dubai

What did the police man said to his tummy?

You are under a vest!
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From Brenae, age 12, USA, Michigan

Why was the police officer under the covers?

BECAUSE HE WAS AN UNDERCOVER COP!
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From David Alexander B (aka DAB), 10 years old, Kingwood, Texas

Why is a traffic policeman the strongest man in the world?

Because, he can stop a 10 ton truck by holding up his hand!
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Filed Under: Policeman

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