What do you get when you cross a policeman and a skunk?
What kind of metal do they have at a police station?
What are the pipes at the police station made of?
What do you get when you cross an agent and a quilt?
Why did the police arrest the chef?
So there are three men in a truck driving in a desert. Their names are Manners, Poo, and Shut up. Poo falls out of the truck but Manners and Shut up don’t notice so they keep driving. They finally stop at a gas station and Manners goes back to look for Poo while Shut up stays at the station. A policeman goes up to Shut up and asks “What’s your name?” and Shut up replies “Shut up.” The policeman says” WHAT’S YOUR NAME?” and Shut up replies “SHUT UP!” and finally the policeman goes “Where are your manners?”