Monkey Jokes

From Sammy, 10 years old, New York.

How do monkeys cook their dinner?

They use a Gorilla

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI.

What do you call an exploding monkey?

A bab-boom!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan.

What do call a baby monkey?

A chimp off the old block!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan.

How do you make a gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for dinner!

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From Klaus, 3 years old.

What kind of monkeys fly?

Hot air baboons!

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From Andrea, 7 years old, South Carolina

What kind of crazy are monkeys?

Bananas!

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