Monkey Jokes

From Manjari, age 12, India

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo…
One was caught watching TV…
Another playing football and

The third one will be caught
Reading this joke…!

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From Zion S, 9 years old, California

What do monkeys sing around Christmas time?

Jungle Bells!

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From Joshua, age 8, Katy, Texas

Where does a monkey go when it loses its tail?

The retail store!

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From Sophie, age 9, New Jersey

What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey!

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From Charlie, age 4, Delaware, Ohio

How did the gorilla know he was sick?

He had a belly ape!

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From Anna, age 9, New york

What key spends most of it’s time in the tree eating bananas?

A monkey!

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