Monkey Jokes

From Marc, a parent, Ontario

How do you open an ape?

With a mon-key!!!

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From Camdyn, 8 years old, USA

Why could’nt the sock monkey finish his breakfast?

Because, he was stuffed!

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From Daisy, age 7, Nottingham, England

Why was the monkey eating bananas?

Because she was going bananas!

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From Anna, age 9, New york

What key spends most of it’s time in the tree eating bananas?

A monkey!

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From Anan, age 17, Trinidad and Tobago

What is invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI

What do you call an exploding monkey?

A bab-boom!

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