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Monkey Jokes

From Caroline, age 9, Georgia

How do you open a chest full of bananas?

You use a mon-key!
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Filed Under: Monkey

From Emma, age 10, England

How do monkeys make toast?

Put bread under the gorilla! (the grill)
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From Eagles Fan, age 11, Lewisburg, PA.

How did the monkey cross the road?

It hopped on a chicken’s back!
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From Opi, 10 years old

When is the best time to see gorillas in the wild?

In Ape-ril (April)!
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Filed Under: Animal, Monkey

From Camdyn, 8 years old, USA

Why could’nt the sock monkey finish his breakfast?

Because, he was stuffed!
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From Sammy, 10 years old, New York

How do monkeys cook their dinner?

They use a Gorilla
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