Monkey Jokes

From Anna, age 9, New york

What key spends most of it’s time in the tree eating bananas?

A monkey!

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From Anan, age 17, Trinidad and Tobago

What is invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI

What do you call an exploding monkey?

A bab-boom!

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From Caroline, age 9, Georgia

How do you open a chest full of bananas?

You use a mon-key!

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From Emma, age 10, England

How do monkeys make toast?

Put bread under the gorilla! (the grill)

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From Eagles Fan, age 11, Lewisburg, PA.

How did the monkey cross the road?

It hopped on a chicken’s back!

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