Monkey Jokes

From Charlie, age 4, Delaware, Ohio

How did the gorilla know he was sick?

He had a belly ape!

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From Klaus, 3 years old

What kind of monkeys fly?

Hot air baboons!

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From Marc, a parent, Ontario

How do you open an ape?

With a mon-key!!!

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From Camdyn, 8 years old, USA

Why could’nt the sock monkey finish his breakfast?

Because, he was stuffed!

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From Daisy, age 7, Nottingham, England

Why was the monkey eating bananas?

Because she was going bananas!

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From Anna, age 9, New york

What key spends most of it’s time in the tree eating bananas?

A monkey!

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