Monkey Jokes

From heidi, age 11, rock creek ohio

What’s invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey fart!

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From Henry and Oscar, age 8, Norwich, England

What’s invisible and smells of bananas?

Monkey breath!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

How do you make a gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for dinner!

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From Charlie, age 4, Delaware, Ohio

How did the gorilla know he was sick?

He had a belly ape!

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From Klaus, 3 years old

What kind of monkeys fly?

Hot air baboons!

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From Marc, a parent, Ontario

How do you open an ape?

With a mon-key!!!

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