How do you make a gorilla stew?
You keep it waiting for dinner!
Monkey Jokes
What kind of monkeys fly?
Hot air baboons!
What kind of crazy are monkeys?
Bananas!
There were three monkeys that wanted to get into the Guinness world record. The first monkey went in for biggest hands. He came out and said, “Yes, I made it!” The second one, went for biggest feet. He came out saying, Yes! I made it!” The third one, went for smallest brain.
He said, “I couldn’t get it some one named (replace with siblings name or if telling it to someone fill in the blank with their name) beat me!”
What do you call a great dancing monkey?
Funky George!
What do you call an angry monkey?
Furious George!
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