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Monkey Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

What do call a baby monkey?

A chimp off the old block!
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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

How do you make a gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for dinner!
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From Andrea, 7 years old, South Carolina

What kind of crazy are monkeys?

Bananas!
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From Josiah, 11 years old, California (USA)

There were three monkeys that wanted to get into the Guinness world record. The first monkey went in for biggest hands. He came out and said, “Yes, I made it!” The second one, went for biggest feet. He came out saying, Yes! I made it!” The third one, went for smallest brain.

He said, “I couldn’t get it some one named (replace with siblings name or if telling it to someone fill in the blank with their name) beat me!”
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From Saniyah, 9 years old, New York

What do you call a great dancing monkey?

Funky George!
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From Teddy, 7 years old, NYC

What do you call an angry monkey?

Furious George!
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