Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
From Ali, age 15, FL, united states
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Kids Jokes
What did the salad say to the tomato?
Don’t look; I’m dressing!
There was a boy who wanted to cross the hot sand and many witches, how could he go?
He would make a sandwich and eat it!
Who sits on babies?
A babysitter.
What part of a song can you cross?
A bridge!
Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?
He couldn’t concentrate.
