Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
To find Pluto!
From Joshie W., England
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Kids Jokes
A guy had a genie who gave 3 wishes.
He asked to be the richest man in the world,
the wish was granted.
He asked for a big house,
Wish was granted.
The last wish he wanted nothing because the genie gave him everything!
Genie: Oh, okay!
(he took back everything because the guy wanted nothing!
(he took back everything because the guy wanted nothing!
Why was the girl wearing make up at school today?
Because she was doing a make up test
Why was the shoe late for class?
Because HE WAS TIED UP!
Why does Sonic run so fast?
He’s running from his crazy ex-girlfriend!
What starts with a t, ends with t, and is full of t?
Teapot!
