Kids Jokes

From blue, age 13, mississippi

Why are corners so touchy?

Because they are always on edge!

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From Amanda C, 10 years old, Whitacre, VA

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I am coming down with something!

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From Samantha, age 8, U.S.A

What kind of lightsaber did Luke Skywalker use when he was right?

A rightsaber!

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From Jessie, age 9, Michigan

Where does a giant gorilla sleep?

Wherever he wants to!

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From Shania, age 10, Ohio

Where do pirates eat?

Argh-by’s!

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From faz, 10 years old, england

Why did the tissue roll down the toilet?

To get to the bottom!

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