What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
Frostbite!
From Speedy, age 7, NYC, NY, U.S.A
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Kids Jokes
What do you call a train with a cold?
An Achoo choo train!
What kind of song can you sing in a car?
A cartoon!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What did the salad say to the tomato?
Don’t look; I’m dressing!
There was a boy who wanted to cross the hot sand and many witches, how could he go?
He would make a sandwich and eat it!
