What do you get if you cross Dracula with a spatula?
Count Spatula!
From Cheyenne, age 6, U.S
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Kids Jokes
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar!
What happens to a baby when it eats Rice Krispies?
It goes snap crackle poop!
Why does a mouse need oil?
Because it squeaks!
A boy was having a birthday party. Then a mushroom walks in and the little boy says, “That mushroom can’t come to my birthday party!”
The mushroom said, “Why not? I’m a fun guy!”
Have you seen the movie “Constipated?”
No, it hasn’t come out yet!
