Kids Jokes

From Ethan17098, 11 years old, Oxford, Michigan

A guy gets out of jail and runs around town saying “I’m free, I’m free!” and then a boy walks up to him and says …

“I’m four, so what?”

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From Robert Cihak Jr, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

I’m not short.

I’m just more down to earth.

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From Grace, 12 years old, Florida

What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won’t eat their broccoli!

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From Laiqa Najma Binti Rohaizad, 11 years old, Malaysia

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

Why were the police called to a daycare center?

A three-year-old was resisting a rest!

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From Hercules, 10 years old, West Des Moines, Iowa

What kind of candy does intelligent kids eat?

Smarties!

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