Why did the child bring his car to school?
Have you seen the movie ‘Constipated’?
Bully: You’re ugly.
Why is smiles the longest word in this world?
A little girl asked her mother for ten cents to give to an old lady in the
park. Her mother was touched by the child’s kindness. “There you are, my dear,
but, tell me, isn’t the lady able to work any more?”
What did one elevator say to the other elevator???