A boy was having a birthday party. Then a mushroom walks in and the little boy says, “That mushroom can’t come to my birthday party!”
The mushroom said, “Why not? I’m a fun guy!”
From Sabrina, age 12, USA
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Kids Jokes
Have you seen the movie “Constipated?”
No, it hasn’t come out yet!
I need a new butt.
I have a crack in mine!
Why did Batman lose his pants?
Because he only wears underwear!
What does a boxer drink?
Punch!
Where do pirates eat?
Argh-by’s!
