Kids Jokes

From Kila, 10 years old, Quebec, Canada

What part of a song can you cross?

A bridge!

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From ALY, 11 years old, Naperville, IL

How do you get a tissue to dance?

You put a boogie under it!

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From Jolijn, age 13, Beijing, China

Benjamin: Why didn’t you come to my birthday party?

Hannah: Well, the invitation said from 5-7 and I’m 8.

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From Twain, a parent, California, USA

What did the cow and the duck make for lunch?

Milk and qwackers!!

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From Sammy, a reader, Montreal, Canada

Toothbrush: “Sometimes I feel like I have the
worst job ever.

Toilet Paper: “Yeah, right.”

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From Samiksha, age 12, India

What happens to gold when it is exposed to air?

It is stolen!

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