Why did my sister jump up and down?
Because she was on a jump-a-line!
From Ashley,Compter lab, age 13, Indiana, South Bend
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Kids Jokes
What did the cow and the duck make for lunch?
Milk and qwackers!!
It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you’ll die. What is it?
Nothing. Nothing is greater than God, nothing is more evil than the devil, the poor have nothing, the rich need nothing and if you eat nothing you’ll die.
Why did the little girl eat bullets?
Because she wanted to grow bangs.
What kind of lightsaber did Luke Skywalker use when he was right?
A rightsaber!
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
Don’t worry, the kid woke up
