Kids Jokes

From Preston, age 8, USA FL

Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?

He couldn’t concentrate.

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From Cheyenne, age 6, U.S

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a spatula?

Count Spatula!

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From Nami, 10 years old, India

What happened to the wooden car with the wooden engine and wooden wheels ?

It wooden go!

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From Jordyn, age 12, USA

What did the Penny do after he got out of the shower?

He got changed!!

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From Nazifalizada, age 15, Pakistan

What is the plural of baby?

Twins!

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From Hope, age 9, Villanova, PA

What’s a candle’s favorite kind of furniture?

Wicker!

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