Why did the boy bury his flash-light?
Because the Batteries were dead!
Kids Jokes
What do you do when your friend says you’re stupid?
Don’t talk about yourself!
What is brown and sticky?
A stick!
What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney??
You’re too young to smoke!
What do you do when your mom tells you to stop watching TV and read a book?
Put the TV on subtitle!
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband responds, “But they are twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
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