What do you get if you mix a car, a fly, and a dog?
A flying carpet!
From Janny, age 12, Phillippines
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Kids Jokes
How do you get a tissue to dance?
You put a boogie under it!
What did the dog say to the tree?
Bark.
A boy wrote this letter home from camp:
Dear Mom and Dad:
Gue$$ what I need? Plea$e $end $ome $oon.
Be$t wi$he$,
Your $on $sammy
His parents wrote back
Dear Sammy,
NOthing much is happening here.
Please write aNOther letter soon.
Bye for NOw.
Love,
Mom and Dad
NOthing much is happening here.
Please write aNOther letter soon.
Bye for NOw.
Love,
Mom and Dad
What do you do when a truck runs over your toe?
You call a toe-truck!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are stuffed!
