What did the dog say to the tree?
Bark.
From Joe, age 14, Marty,SD
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Kids Jokes
A boy wrote this letter home from camp:
Dear Mom and Dad:
Gue$$ what I need? Plea$e $end $ome $oon.
Be$t wi$he$,
Your $on $sammy
His parents wrote back
Dear Sammy,
NOthing much is happening here.
Please write aNOther letter soon.
Bye for NOw.
Love,
Mom and Dad
NOthing much is happening here.
Please write aNOther letter soon.
Bye for NOw.
Love,
Mom and Dad
What do you do when a truck runs over your toe?
You call a toe-truck!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are stuffed!
Why did the girl tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
She didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills!
What happened to the wooden car with the wooden engine and the wooden wheels?
It wooden go!
