Kids Jokes

From TERRELL, 11 years old, England

WHAT DID THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS SAY TO THE CAR?

DON’T LOOK I’M CHANGING!

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From Jamee, 12 years old

What do you call a barbie doll that gets cooked?

A barbie que!!!!

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From Cheyenne, age 6, U.S

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a spatula?

Count Spatula!

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From Sharkman, age 14, Whest Hempstead, New York

When is a door not a door?

When it is ajar!

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From Katy, age 10, Dublin, Ireland

What happens to a baby when it eats Rice Krispies?

It goes snap crackle poop!

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From Nawaal, age 10, Cape Town, South Africa

Why does a mouse need oil?

Because it squeaks!

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