A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he took two steps, stopped, and turned to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went: step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.
A boy was having a birthday party. Then a mushroom walks in and the little boy says, “That mushroom can’t come to my birthday party!”
What part of a song can you cross?
How do you get a tissue to dance?
Benjamin: Why didn’t you come to my birthday party?
What did the cow and the duck make for lunch?