One day after school, little Jimmy went up to his teacher and asked, “Teacher, what does the word solid mean?”
The teacher replied, “Solid means not hollow – full of itself.”
Jimmy paused for a moment, then he said “My sister is very solid!”
Kids Jokes
What do you call a fairy that doesn’t take a bath for 2 weeks?
Stinkerbell!
What did a chicken do in a science class?
An eggs-periment!
There were 3 men stranded on an island. A mermaid came along one day and granted each man a wish. The first man wished that he was back with his wife and kids. The second man wished that he was back with his girlfriend. It was the third man’s turn to make a wish. The third man didn’t have family or friends. So he wished…
That his two only friends were back with him! Poof!
What do you get when someone brings a toilet roll to a party?
A party pooper!
What’s the tallest building in Alabama?
The library; it has the most stories!
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