What do you call the child of a snowman that married Count Dracula?
Why did the belt go to jail?
So you and your friends go to heaven. One is named Phil and the other Jack. God said not to step on the purple cloud or something bad will happen.jack fell and he stepped on the purple cloud and he had to go out with a ugly girl.Same thing happened to Phil but he had to go out with a uglier girl. Finally you stepped on the purple cloud and a really pretty girl appeared.
Why did my sister jump up and down?
What did the cow and the duck make for lunch?
It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you’ll die. What is it?