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Pig Jokes

From Louise, age 13, Newcastle, England

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Pork chop!
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From Jennifer, 7 years old, Edmond

What do you call a pig that takes karate?

A porkchop!
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Anonymous

What happened when Harry Potter hugged a pig?

He got hogwarts!
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From Michelle, 10 years old, Georgia

Why did the PIG say MOO?

It was a very sick pig!!
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From Caleb, 8 years old, Cincinati Ohio

The three little pigs went into a gas station. The first pig bought a diet Coke and asked for the keys to the bathroom.
The second pig bought a diet coke and asked for the keys for the bathroom. The third pig bought a diet coke and the cashier said, “Let me guess, you want the keys to the bathroom.”

“Nope,” replied the pig. “I’m the little piggie that goes wee wee wee all the way home!”
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From Casey, 14 years old, United States

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon!
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