Pig Jokes

From Jane, age 7, London

What do you call a pig who does karate?

Porkchop!

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From Grace, 11 years old, USA

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

The pig fell in the mud!

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From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

Where do really bad pigs go?

They are sent to the pen for life!

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From Louise, age 13, Newcastle, England

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Pork chop!

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From Jennifer, 7 years old, Edmond

What do you call a pig that takes karate?

A porkchop!

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Anonymous

What happened when Harry Potter hugged a pig?

He got hogwarts!

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