What do pigs rub on themselves when they feel sore?
What do you call a blind pig?
What do pigs relax in?
The three little pigs went into a gas station. The first pig bought a diet Coke and asked for the keys to the bathroom.
The second pig bought a diet coke and asked for the keys for the bathroom. The third pig bought a diet coke and the cashier said, “Let me guess, you want the keys to the bathroom.”
What does a pig say on a hot day?
What do you call a pig that plays soccer?