Pig Jokes

What do pigs use when they get hurt?

What do pigs use on there cuts ?

What do pigs rub on themselves when they feel sore?

What do you call a blind pig?

What do pigs relax in?

The three little pigs went into a gas station. The first pig bought a diet Coke and asked for the keys to the bathroom.
The second pig bought a diet coke and asked for the keys for the bathroom. The third pig bought a diet coke and the cashier said, “Let me guess, you want the keys to the bathroom.”