Pig Jokes

From Heaven, 10 years old, Louisville, Kentucky.

How does a pig get to the hospital?

By a hambulace!

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From Abdullah, 12 years old, Saudi Arabia.

How is a pig transported to the hospital?

In an hambulance!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan.

Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, MICHIGAN

What’s the hardest part about playing basketball with a pig?

He’s a ball hog!

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From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI.

Where do really bad pigs go?

They are sent to the pen for life!

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From ROBOTBC, 9 years old, Columbus, Ohio.

What did the pig give to his boss?

A porkfolio!

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