What can you see a pig doing on Christmas Eve?
Bacon cookies!
From Kolbi, age 11, Pennsylvania
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Pig Jokes
Why don’t people want pigs to fly?
You don’t want those things to poo on your car!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
Why did the pig go in the kitchen?
Because he felt like bacon!
What do pigs use when they get hurt?
Oink-ments!
What do pigs use on there cuts ?
Oinkment
