What does a pig say on a hot day?
I’m bacon!
From Molly Sauer, 6 years old, Brooklyn, NY
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Pig Jokes
What do you call a pig that plays soccer?
A ball hog!
How does a pig get to the hospital?
By a hambulace!
How is a pig transported to the hospital?
In an hambulance!
Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly?
They squealed on each other!
What’s the hardest part about playing basketball with a pig?
He’s a ball hog!
