What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork chop!
Pig Jokes
What do you call a pig that takes karate?
A porkchop!
What happened when Harry Potter hugged a pig?
He got hogwarts!
Why did the PIG say MOO?
It was a very sick pig!!
The three little pigs went into a gas station. The first pig bought a diet Coke and asked for the keys to the bathroom.
The second pig bought a diet coke and asked for the keys for the bathroom. The third pig bought a diet coke and the cashier said, “Let me guess, you want the keys to the bathroom.”
“Nope,” replied the pig. “I’m the little piggie that goes wee wee wee all the way home!”
Why did the pig go in the kitchen?
Because he felt like bacon!
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