What do pigs rub on themselves when they feel sore?
Oinkment!
From Zoe, age 12, Marin, California
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Pig Jokes
What do you call a blind pig?
A p g!
What do pigs relax in?
A ham-ock!!
The three little pigs went into a gas station. The first pig bought a diet Coke and asked for the keys to the bathroom.
The second pig bought a diet coke and asked for the keys for the bathroom. The third pig bought a diet coke and the cashier said, “Let me guess, you want the keys to the bathroom.”
“Nope,” replied the pig. “I’m the little piggie that goes wee wee wee all the way home!”
What does a pig say on a hot day?
I’m bacon!
What do you call a pig that plays soccer?
A ball hog!
