Father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. Junior asks, “Dad are we poisonous snakes?” Father replies proudly, “Yes son, we are rattlers. Why do you ask?”
“Because I just bit my tongue!”
Snake Jokes
What kind of snake can drive cars?
Ana-honda. (anaconda)
What’s a babys favourite snake?
A rattle snake!
What is a snake’s favorite subject?
Hiss-tory!
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?
Hisssstory.
A baby snake asked his mom, “Mommy, are we poisonous?” his mom said”Why do you ask?”
The baby snake says, “I just bit my tongue!”
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