Snake Jokes

From Anthony C., 11 years old, Winfield, IL.

Which species of snake loves math?

A Pi-thon!

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From Usman, 11 years old, Pakistan.

What subject do snakes study at schools?

Hiss-story

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan.

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

They had a crush on each other.

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI.

What do you call a snake that works for the government?

A civil serpent

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?

A Boeing Constrictor!

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From Elizabeth, a grownup, Bradford

What is a snake’s favorite subject?

Hisstory!

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