A baby snake asked his mom, “Mommy, are we poisonous?” his mom said”Why do you ask?”
The baby snake says, “I just bit my tongue!”
From EFC, age 11, Seattle, USA
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Snake Jokes
Two snakes were slithering down the road and one turned to the other and said “Pardon me, but is it true that we are poisonous?
The other snake said yeah… I think so. Why?
Because I just bit my tongue!
What do you get if you cross a snake and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Which species of snake loves math?
A Pi-thon!
What subject do snakes study at schools?
Hiss-story
Why did the two boa constrictors get married?
They had a crush on each other.
