Two snakes were slithering down the road and one turned to the other and said “Pardon me, but is it true that we are poisonous?
The other snake said yeah… I think so. Why?
Because I just bit my tongue!
Snake Jokes
What do you get if you cross a snake and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Which species of snake loves math?
A Pi-thon!
What subject do snakes study at schools?
Hiss-story
Why did the two boa constrictors get married?
They had a crush on each other.
What do you call a snake that works for the government?
A civil serpent
