What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?
Hisssstory.
From Danisha D., age 10, Wahiawa, Hawaii
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Snake Jokes
A baby snake asked his mom, “Mommy, are we poisonous?” his mom said”Why do you ask?”
The baby snake says, “I just bit my tongue!”
Two snakes were slithering down the road and one turned to the other and said “Pardon me, but is it true that we are poisonous?
The other snake said yeah… I think so. Why?
Because I just bit my tongue!
What do you get if you cross a snake and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Which species of snake loves math?
A Pi-thon!
What subject do snakes study at schools?
Hiss-story
