What kind of snake is good at math?
Father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. Junior asks, “Dad are we poisonous snakes?” Father replies proudly, “Yes son, we are rattlers. Why do you ask?”
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?
What do you call a mild-mannered snake?
Where to snakes go out to eat?
One day God told Noah to build an ark and put in it two of each animal. Noah built the ark and put in two of each animal as he was told. He said to the dogs, “Go forth and multiply.” He said to the deer,” Go forth and multiply.”
He then said to the snakes, “Go forth and multiply.” They looked at each other and began to cry. Noah asked, “What is the matter?”