Snake Jokes

From Carolyn, age 11, State College, Pennsylvania

What did the caterpiller say to the boa constrictor?

“I don’t want to be around when you turn into butterfly!

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From Rahul, age 11, Nagpur, India

What is snake’s favourite subject?

Hisssss-tory

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From Ricky, age 10, Georgia,Alanta

How many skinny people can fit in a bathtub?

I do not know ’cause they keep falling down the drain!

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From Rachel, age 11, Florida

The first snake says, “I hope I’m not poisonous.” The second snake says, “Why?”

First snake: “Because I bit my tongue!”

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From Inamari, age 10, South Africa

Why was the snake so good at math?

He was an Adder!

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From Jake, age 3, London, England

What are funny snakes called?

Hiss-terical!

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