Flower and Garden Jokes

From Meghan, 11 years old, Coralsprings, Florida

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Beacause he was a fungi!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Michigan

What did the big flower say to the small flower?

What’s up, bud?

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From Lily, 10 years old,

Where do momma trees put their baby trees?

in a nursery

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From Katy, 8 years old, Ohio

Were do young trees go to school?

Elemen-tree school!

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From Natalie, age 12, Orlando, Florida

What is green and has wheels?

Grass… I lied about the wheels!

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From Teagan, 5 years old, Los Angeles, California

What did the bee say to the flower?

I love you honey!

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