Flower and Garden Jokes

From Summer Battaglia, 9 years old, VA.

What did the bride say when she dropped her bouquet?

Whoopsy daisies!

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From CJ Belcher, 9 years old, Walker, LA.

What do you call a flower that can’t tell the truth?

A lilac! (lie- lac!)

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From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI.

Why can’t you iron four-leaf clover?

Because you shouldn’t press your luck!!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Michigan.

What did the big flower say to the small flower?

What’s up, bud?

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From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI.

Why should you take a pen to the garden?

So you can weed and write!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan.

Why shouldn’t you press a four leaf clover?

You don’t want to press your luck!

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