What kind of flower looks like it just came back from a fight?
Flower and Garden Jokes
A black-eyed susan!
How do you know flowers have a mouth?
How else would they hav two-lips (tulips)?
How does a rose ride a bike?
by using his petals!
What did the tree say to Autumn?
Leaf me alone!
What did the bride say when she dropped her bouquet?
Whoopsy daisies!
If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
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