How do you know flowers have a mouth?
How else would they hav two-lips (tulips)?
From Cazahlaya, 11 years old, North Carolina
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Flower and Garden Jokes
What do you say to a fancy cactus?
“You look sharp!”
If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
How did the cow care for his lawn?
He mooed (mowed) it!
What kind of trees grow on hands?
Palm trees!
What did the bride say when she dropped her bouquet?
Whoopsy daisies!
