What did the tree say to Autumn?
Leaf me alone!
Flower and Garden Jokes
What did the bride say when she dropped her bouquet?
Whoopsy daisies!
If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
How does a flower blow kisses?
With its tulips (two lips)!
What kind of trees grow on hands?
Palm trees!
So there was a soldier and he told the general”The infantry is coming, the infantry is coming!” and the General said “Warn the rest of the soldiers.”
And finally when the sapling arrived a different general said, “Finally I’ve been wating for this little guy to come. I’m gonna go plant this Infant TREE.”
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