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Flower and Garden Jokes

From Katie, 10 years old, America

How does a flower blow kisses?

With its tulips (two lips)!
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Filed Under: Flower and Garden

From Junior.M, 11 years old, New Zealand

What kind of trees grow on hands?

Palm trees!
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From Katie, age 11, Blue Bell USA

So there was a soldier and he told the general”The infantry is coming, the infantry is coming!” and the General said “Warn the rest of the soldiers.”

And finally when the sapling arrived a different general said, “Finally I’ve been wating for this little guy to come. I’m gonna go plant this Infant TREE.”
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Filed Under: Flower and Garden

From Dyliedyl, age 7, CA

Where do you plant kids?

Kinder garden!
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Filed Under: Flower and Garden, Kids

From Sid, age 10, Cashion,Oklahoma

What did the baby Tulip say to its baby-sitter?

”I want my Poppy and my Mum!”
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From Marie, age 11, Dallas,TX

What is a tree’s favorite drink?

Root beer!
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