How does a flower blow kisses?
With its tulips (two lips)!
Flower and Garden Jokes
What kind of trees grow on hands?
Palm trees!
So there was a soldier and he told the general”The infantry is coming, the infantry is coming!” and the General said “Warn the rest of the soldiers.”
And finally when the sapling arrived a different general said, “Finally I’ve been wating for this little guy to come. I’m gonna go plant this Infant TREE.”
Where do you plant kids?
Kinder garden!
What did the baby Tulip say to its baby-sitter?
”I want my Poppy and my Mum!”
What is a tree’s favorite drink?
Root beer!
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