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Flower and Garden Jokes

From Freda Exantus, 11 years old, Miami

Did you hear about the plant that always told lies?

No one ever be-leaved him!
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Filed Under: Flower and Garden

From Andrea, age 14, USA

What do trees drink?

Root Beer!
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Filed Under: Flower and Garden, Food

From John Hughes, 13 years old, Connecticut, USA

What did the farmer say when he forgot the corn?

AW SHUCKS!!!!!!
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Filed Under: Flower and Garden

From Cazahlaya, 11 years old, North Carolina

How do you know flowers have a mouth?

How else would they hav two-lips (tulips)?
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From Damian Kolb/Garner, 9 years old, USA

What do you say to a fancy cactus?

“You look sharp!”
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From CowGuy82, 8 years old, Texas

If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!
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Filed Under: Flower and Garden

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