Flower and Garden Jokes

From Damian Kolb/Garner, 9 years old, USA

What do you say to a fancy cactus?

“You look sharp!”

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From CowGuy82, 8 years old, Texas

If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

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From Olivia, 8 years old, WA

How did the cow care for his lawn?

He mooed (mowed) it!

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From Summer Battaglia, 9 years old, VA

What did the bride say when she dropped her bouquet?

Whoopsy daisies!

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From CJ Belcher, 9 years old, Walker, LA

What do you call a flower that can’t tell the truth?

A lilac! (lie- lac!)

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From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

Why can’t you iron four-leaf clover?

Because you shouldn’t press your luck!!

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