Flower and Garden Jokes

From Michelle, age 12, Leesville, Louisana

What is a tree’s favorite drink?

Rootbeer!

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From Dave, age 9, Vancouver, BC

How do you tell a dogwood when it’s not in bloom?

You recognize it’s bark.

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From Jerry, a grownup, Saugus, MA USA

If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

Pilgrims!

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From Gabrielle, age 8, Toronto, Canada

What did the flower say to the flower beside him?

Move over, bud!

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From Chelsea, 9 years old, Vancouver B.C

What type of tree can grow fingers?

A palm tree!

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From Meghan, 11 years old, Coralsprings, Florida

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Beacause he was a fungi!

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