Flower and Garden Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Michigan

What did the big flower say to the small flower?

What’s up, bud?

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From Katy, 8 years old, Ohio

Were do young trees go to school?

Elemen-tree school!

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From Natalie, age 12, Orlando, Florida

What is green and has wheels?

Grass… I lied about the wheels!

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From Teagan, 5 years old, Los Angeles, California

What did the bee say to the flower?

I love you honey!

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From Tianna, 14 years old, New Orleans, Louisiana

What did the gardener say to the DJ at the party?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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From Freda Exantus, 11 years old, Miami

Did you hear about the plant that always told lies?

No one ever be-leaved him!

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