Flower and Garden Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

Why should you take a pen to the garden?

So you can weed and write!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

Why shouldn’t you press a four leaf clover?

You don’t want to press your luck!

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From Hannah, 14 years old, Caledonia, MS

What are a tree’s top 3 favorite kinds of math?

GeomeTREE, TWIGonometry, or LOGic.

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From Katie, 10 years old, America

How does a flower blow kisses?

With its tulips (two lips)!

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From Abdulla, 9 years old, Saudi Arabia

What type of tree can you carry in your hand?

A palm tree!

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From Harshit Jain, 11 years old, Gujrat, India

Which flower talks the most and why?

Tulips. It’s because they have two lips!

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