How did the cow care for his lawn?
He mooed (mowed) it!
Flower and Garden Jokes
What did the bride say when she dropped her bouquet?
Whoopsy daisies!
What do you call a flower that can’t tell the truth?
A lilac! (lie- lac!)
Why can’t you iron four-leaf clover?
Because you shouldn’t press your luck!!
Why should you take a pen to the garden?
So you can weed and write!
Why shouldn’t you press a four leaf clover?
You don’t want to press your luck!
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