What did the pen say to the paper?
What do you get if you mix a car, a fly, and a dog?
How do you get a tissue to dance?
What did the dog say to the tree?
A boy wrote this letter home from camp:
Dear Mom and Dad:
Gue$$ what I need? Plea$e $end $ome $oon.
Your $on $sammy
His parents wrote back
NOthing much is happening here.
Please write aNOther letter soon.
Bye for NOw.
Mom and Dad
What do you do when a truck runs over your toe?