Kids Jokes

From Lizzy, 9 years old, Croneyville, KS

Why was the calendar excited?

Because it had a date!

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From Arvind Ramesh, 11 years old, Tennessee

Man 1: Hey, have you heard about the kidnapping?
Man 2: No, what happened?

Man 1: Don’t worry, he woke up!

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From Milly Gladwyn, age 10, United Kingdom

How do you make anti-freeze?

Hide her nightie!

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From Madeline , age 9, Austailia

Can a match box?

No, but a tin can!

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From Platypus , not a parent, Australia

What did one elevator say to the other elevator???

I think i’m coming down with something…

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From Henry Situ, age 12, California

Why did the man freeze his money?

To get cold hard cash!

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