What do you do when a truck runs over your toe?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the girl tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
What happened to the wooden car with the wooden engine and the wooden wheels?
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
A guy had a genie who gave 3 wishes.
He asked to be the richest man in the world,
the wish was granted.
He asked for a big house,
Wish was granted.
The last wish he wanted nothing because the genie gave him everything!
(he took back everything because the guy wanted nothing!