Why was the calendar excited?
Because it had a date!
Man 1: Hey, have you heard about the kidnapping?
Man 2: No, what happened?
Man 1: Don’t worry, he woke up!
How do you make anti-freeze?
Hide her nightie!
Can a match box?
No, but a tin can!
What did one elevator say to the other elevator???
I think i’m coming down with something…
Why did the man freeze his money?
To get cold hard cash!
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