Time Jokes

From Archie, age 9, Texas, USA

What time is it when your clock turns thirteen?

Time to fix it!

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From Samantha Grace, 10 years old, Las Cruces, NM

I stayed up all day to watch the sun go down.

Then, it dawned on me!

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From Iesha, age 10, North Carolina, USA

If you had one dollar and only had one more hour to live, what would you spend that on?

A Lifesaver!

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From Joseph, 10 years old, Derry, New Hampshire

Which two days of the week are the strongest?

Sunday and Saturday, the rest are weak days!

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From Kayla Glitchymoon, 8 years old, Malaysia (but I'm still American )

What always comes after Thanksgiving?

December!

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From Minija, 5 years old, Lithuania

How does a farmer tell the time?

One O’Crop, Two O’Crop, Three O’Crop …

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