Kid 1: What time is it?
Kid 2: Time for you to get a watch!
From Alex L, 13 years old
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Time Jokes
How can you make time fly?
Throw the clock out the window!
Why do peple go on dates?
Because they can’t go on months!
What’s a clock’s sidekick called?
His “second-hand” man!
I was going to look for my missing watch, but…….
I couldn’t find the time!
Why did calendar write its will?
Its days were numbered!
