Why couldn’t the little boy
get in the pirate movie?
Pirate Jokes
What begins with R, ends with R, and is full of many Rs?
A gang of pirates had just got a new recruit. The captain thought that the new recruit should bury the booty that they had just took. So the noob recruit and another pirate dug a hole but they had forgot the booty. So the recruit thought up a quick plan. When the pirate captain came to check on them he saw…
What is the pirate’s favorite store?
How much does it cost a priate to get his ear pierced?
There is a pirate on the beach. He has a peg-leg, hook and eye-patch. A little boy walks up and says, “Are you a real pirate?” The pirate says yes.
The boy asks “Well how did you get your peg-leg?” and the pirate says “A shark.”
And the boy asks, “Well how did you get the hook?”
The pirate says, “A shark.”
Then the boy asks, “Well how did you get your eye patch?”
“I was up in the crow’s nest, and I looked up just as a bird flew over me and pooped in my eye.”
And the boy says, “Well how did that make you have to get an eye patch?”