Pirate Jokes

From Jonah, 7 years old, Asheville, North Carolina

Where does a pirate look at trees?

At the ARRRR-boretum!

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From Tena, age 12, North Attleboro, MA

Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at C!

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From Jules, age 13, America

What is a pirate’s fav letter?

AAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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From Amstar, age 9, Australia

Why are pirates, pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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From Lily, 8 years old, Carlsbad, Ca

How much do pirates’ earrings cost?

A buccaneer!

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From Alex L, 12 years old

What are a pirate’s three favorite letters?

C, I, and R! (sea, aye, argh)

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