What did the pencil say to the rubber?
Take me to your ruler!
School Jokes
Cookery teacher:I hope I didn’t see you sneaking a bit of dough!
Pupil:I hope you didn’t either.
A boy in the examination hall wrote his name on the paper and submitted it. When he got the result he got 1 mark. When his father asked him why he got 1 mark even when he left the paper blank, he replied,
I got 1/2 mark for writting my name and another 1/2 for spelling it correctly!
What is the biggest building in the world?
A library because it has lot of stories!
What starts with e, ends with e, and only has one letter in it?
Envelope!
Amy: Hey good news, the teacher says we have a test rain or shine!
Eric: So what’s the big deal anyway?
Amy: It’s snowing out!
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