School Jokes

From Lydia, 9 years old, United States Of America

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, “If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?”

Somebody else’s pants!

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From Hannah, 9 years old, Minneapolis, Minnesota

What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, Choo, Choo the other says, Spit out the gum!

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From Kendyl, age 15, NZ

What did the eraser say to the pencil?

Take me to your Ruler!

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From Ali, age 9, Minnesota

A kid told his friend, “I’m having a good day.” The friend asked, “Why?”

The kid said, ” ‘Cause the teacher said we have a test rain or shine, and it’s snowing!”

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From Zach, age 12, Denham Springs, Louisiana

A kid came home from school and asked his dad,”Can you write with your eyes closed?” The dad said,”Yeah, why?”

I need you to sign my report card!

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From Emms, 8 years old, North America

I broke my pencil this morning, I tried to use it anyway.

But it was pointless.

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