A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, “If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?”
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
What did the eraser say to the pencil?
A kid told his friend, “I’m having a good day.” The friend asked, “Why?”
A kid came home from school and asked his dad,”Can you write with your eyes closed?” The dad said,”Yeah, why?”
I broke my pencil this morning, I tried to use it anyway.