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School Jokes

From Jaime M, 11 years old, Australia

Why did the million year old mummy go to the teachers and parents meeting?

Because she heard it was for mummies.
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From Jokemasteretsamekoj, 11 years old

Bob’s teacher asks Bob, “Where is your homework?” He replies, “It got carried off in a strong wind.” The teacher then asks, “Why were you late?” To which, Bob replies…

“I had to wait for a strong wind!”
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From Riya, age 14, Hyderabad,India

A teacher was teaching the class about Moral Values and Respect to Parents.
Teacher:Mia,tell who is greater?A Teacher or a Mother?
Mia:A Teacher,Ma’am.
Teacher:And why do you think so?

Mia: A mother can make 1 or 2 kids go to sleep but a teacher can make all 30 students in her class sleep.
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From Abdulrahman or Aboud, 9 years old, from Jordan

Where do pencils come from?

Pencil-vania! (Pennsylvania)
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From Timmie, age 14, Giddings, Texas

Why did the skeleton fail the test?

His heart wasn’t in it!
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From Alyssa, 3 years old,

Why did the BOY eat his homework?

his dog had retired!
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