Boy:Mum I think my teacher likes me!
Mother:Why is that?
Because she put lots of Xs on my work!
School Jokes
What did one pencil say to the other pencil when it came out of the pencil sharpener?
You’re lookin’ mighty sharp today!
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
You’re looking sharp!
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: I turned it into a paper airplane.
Teacher: You still have to hand it in…
Student: The plane got Hijacked!
TEACHER TO AMY: Amy, write a sentence with the word “lettuce” in it.
Amy writes something.
TEACHER TO AMY: What’ve you written down, Amy?
Amy hands the teacher her book.
Amy has written: LETTUCE OUT OF SCHOOL EARLY.
Once, teacher asked his student’what is the formula of water?’.Then the student answered
‘HIJKLMNO’.The teacher asked HOW?.
The boy answered you said yesterday it’s’H to O’!
