School Jokes

From Dagem, 9 years old, London

Why did the children eat their homework?

Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake!

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From Jenni, age 11, Los Angeles

(Teacher asks his student:)”What are you going to write your history essay on?”

“Paper.”

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From Natalia, 8 years old, Baltimore, MD

How did the marching band help the band leader with his book report?

They got in formation!

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From Amanda~Marie, 6 years old, Las Vegas, Nevada USA

What is an Earth Science teacher’s favorite type of music??

ROCK!!!!

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From Tobias, age 10, Kitchener

Why did the pencil go to school?

He needed his writing skills sharpened.

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From Tyler, age 5, Spokane, WA

Why did they fire the cross-eyed school teacher?

Because she couldn’t control her pupils!

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