I walk into class today and the teacher asks, “Where is your homework?”
I said I lost it in a fight with a kid that said you weren’t the best teacher in the school!
From T, 14 years old, Oklahoma
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School Jokes
How did the thread go to school?
On a spool-bus!div>
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet!
What do you get when you cross a train and a teacher?
The teacher says spit out your gum, and the train says Choo, Choo!
Want to hear a joke about a pencil?
Nevermind, it’s pointless!
What’s the tallest school?
High school!
