What do you get when you cross a train and a teacher?
The teacher says spit out your gum, and the train says Choo, Choo!
From Kaitlyn, age 11, Brantford, Ontario, Canada
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School Jokes
Want to hear a joke about a pencil?
Nevermind, it’s pointless!
What’s the tallest school?
High school!
Teacher: Imagine a closed room which caught fire,
what would you do?
Student: Simple. Stop imagining!
What’s the difference between an onion and homework?
No one cries when you cut homework!
Kid: Mom would you be mad at me for something I didn’t do?
Mom: Of course not.
Kid: Good because I didn’t do my homework!
