Why was six afraid of seven?
Because 7 ATE 9!
School Jokes
One day, a teacher walks in to the classroom and tells the students that they have a geography quiz. The first question is: “What did Delaware”?
Her New Jersey!
Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania!
Naughty Kid: (Imitating his dad’s voice) Hello, my son can’t come to school today.
School Secretary: Who am I speaking to?
Naughty Kid: This is my dad speaking.
What did the lipstick say to her teacher when she got a bad grade?
Can I make it up?
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, “If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?”
Somebody else’s pants!
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