A kid told his friend, “I’m having a good day.” The friend asked, “Why?”
The kid said, ” ‘Cause the teacher said we have a test rain or shine, and it’s snowing!”
From Ali, age 9, Minnesota
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School Jokes
A kid came home from school and asked his dad,”Can you write with your eyes closed?” The dad said,”Yeah, why?”
I need you to sign my report card!
I broke my pencil this morning, I tried to use it anyway.
But it was pointless.
What do you do when a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
Pick them up and roll them back to her!
What did the pen say to the pencil?
I see your point!
A girl was told to write 100 lines for her handwriting and only had written 50; she told the teacher she was finished. “You have only written 50 lines; I asked for 100!” so the girl replies……
Sorry miss, my math is as bad as my handwriting!
