WHY IS THE MATH BOOK ALWAYS MAD?
BECAUSE IT HAS SO MANY PROBLEMS!
From Julia, age 9, New York
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School Jokes
What did the boy do with his homework?
He ate it, because he thought it was a piece of cake!
What’s my least favorite part of school?
The quizzes. I really detest them!
I walk into class today and the teacher asks, “Where is your homework?”
I said I lost it in a fight with a kid that said you weren’t the best teacher in the school!
How did the thread go to school?
On a spool-bus!div>
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet!
