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From Charlotte, age 10, London, England

TEACHER TO AMY: Amy, write a sentence with the word “lettuce” in it.
Amy writes something.
TEACHER TO AMY: What’ve you written down, Amy?
Amy hands the teacher her book.

Amy has written: LETTUCE OUT OF SCHOOL EARLY.
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From Tina, age 12, Delhi , India

Once, teacher asked his student’what is the formula of water?’.Then the student answered
‘HIJKLMNO’.The teacher asked HOW?.

The boy answered you said yesterday it’s’H to O’!
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From Ny'mirah, 8 years old, Pennsylvania

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point!
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From Emma, age 9, Melbourne, Australia

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Because she had such a bright class!
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From a 5-year old, Canada

Why did the girl eat her homework?

Because the teacher told her it was a piece of cake!
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From Jaxon, 10 years old, Virginia

Why did the sun do so well in school?

He was a bright student!
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