Did you hear the broken pencil joke?
I’d tell you, there is no point!
From Mckayla, 10 years old, Kokomo, IN
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School Jokes
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
Teacher: Lily, if you have 2 cents and your mom gives you 80 cents, how much would you have?
Lily: 2 cents
Teacher: Do you know your math?
Lily: Do you know my mom?
Teacher: Do you know your math?
Lily: Do you know my mom?
WHY IS THE MATH BOOK ALWAYS MAD?
BECAUSE IT HAS SO MANY PROBLEMS!
What did the boy do with his homework?
He ate it, because he thought it was a piece of cake!
What’s my least favorite part of school?
The quizzes. I really detest them!
