What is the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird!
Why couldn’t the little boy
get in the pirate movie?
Because it was rated rrrrrrr!
Why did the sun not shine on the castle?
Because it was full of nights!
Did you hear about the guy that tore apart his Beatles album?
He wanted to break a record!
What is the Square Root of Pi?
Whipped Cream!
A nurse tells a doctor, “Doc, there’s a man out there who thinks he’s invisible.”
The doctor says “Tell him to wait, I can’t see him right now!”
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