Why is North Korea evil?
Because it has no Seoul!
From Miranda, age 14, Cumberland, Maine
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How did the scientist find the dinosaur princess?
He followed the dinosaur prints!! (prince)
What did the bunch of grapes say when the elephant stepped on them…?
Nothing, they just let out a little wine!
Can a house fly?
No, but a pelican!
What did a chicken do in a science class?
An eggs-periment!
Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two tired to stand!
