What is a fish without eyes?
A fsh!
What has cities without houses, rivers without water, and forests without trees?
A map!
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug.
What do you do for a living?
I make money.
Yes, but what do you do to make money?
I make money.
You’re not making sense.
Oh, yes, I make cents. Also, dimes and nickels.
Aha! You work at the mint! You make money!
Well, yes! Did you think I’d work for free?
What begins with T ends with T and is filled with tea?
A tea pot!
What did the big flower say to the small flower?
What’s up, bud?
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