Why was the celery suprised when he saw the salad in the fridge?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
From Natalie, age 10, Canada
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What do you get when you cross bread with a pair of shoes?
Loafers!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from K.F.C.!
Why did the computer sneeze?
Because it had a virus!
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the ranch dressing!
How do you know when the moon isn’t hungry?
When it’s full!
