What do you call the guards working at a Samsung store?
The Guardians Of The Galaxy!
From Mr. Jay Does All, 10 years old, USA
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People Jokes
What do lawyers wear to court?
A law suit!
What do you call a woman whose mind wanders a lot?
Wander Woman (Wonder Woman)!
ANNE: What happened?
ALYSSA: I broke my leg.
ANNE: How did you break your leg?
ALYSSA: Do you see those stairs over there?
ANNE: Yeah, why?
ALYSSA: Well, I didn’t!
If you are an American before you enter the bathroom and you are an American when you come out of the bathroom. What are you when you are in the bathroom?
European!
Who spends the most time in the bathroom?
A plumber!
