ANNE: What happened?
ALYSSA: I broke my leg.
ANNE: How did you break your leg?
ALYSSA: Do you see those stairs over there?
ANNE: Yeah, why?
ALYSSA: Well, I didn’t!
People Jokes
If you are an American before you enter the bathroom and you are an American when you come out of the bathroom. What are you when you are in the bathroom?
European!
Who spends the most time in the bathroom?
A plumber!
Who`s a gas seller’s best customer?
Phil Mytank
Three people named Bob, Rob and Billy live in an apartment on the 33rd floor. Bob tells happy stories for the first 11 stories. The next 11 stories Rob tells scary stories and the rest of the stories Billy will tell sad stories. Guess what Billy says when it gets to be his turn?
You know what’s sad? I forgot the keys!
What is the richest kind of air?
Millionaire.
