What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says “spit out your gum!” and the train says “chew chew!”
Why was the policeman singing in the car?
He was a singer too.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hairs!
What do you call the guards working at a Samsung store?
The Guardians Of The Galaxy!
What do you call a psychic bank clerk?
A fortune teller!
Where do Aliens keep their sandwiches?
In a Launch box
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