5 people were on a plane – a lawyer, the pilot, a nurse, an old grandma, and a little boy. There were 4 parachutes on board. The plane began to crash.
The pilot jumped out saying, “I’ve still got to earn more money!”
The nurse jumped out saying, “I’ve saved hundreds of lives. Now I am going to save my own.”
The lawyer jumped out saying, “I’m the smartest man in the world!”
The old grandma says to the little boy, “I’ve lived long enough. You go.”