Why did the lady put lipstick on your forehead?
Because she wanted to makeup her mind!
Miscellaneous Jokes
What did the mitten say to the hat?
I’ll stay here, you go on a head!
What is the tallest type of building?
A library, because it has the most stories!
Can a house fly?
No, but a pelican!
There were three men sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. They started talking about how they decided how much of their extra money (money left over after their expenses were paid) they gave to God. The first man said, “Well I throw my money in the air and what lands on my right side I give to God, what lands on my left side I keep for myself.”
The second man said, “I throw my money in the air and what lands heads I give to God and what lands tails I keep for myself.”
They asked the third man what he did and he said……..
“I throw my money in the air and what stays in the air I give to God, what falls to the ground I keep for myself!”
Why was Cinderella kicked off the football team?
Because she kept running away from the ball!
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