What has four legs but can’t walk?
A chair!
From MJ, age 12, Georgia
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Miscellaneous Jokes
Two coins make up 30 cents. One of them can’t be a nickel. What are the two coins.
A quarter and a nickel. Only one of them can’t be a nickel, a quarter is one of them, and a quarter is not a nickel.
What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?
It wooden go!
Why is life like a shower?
One wrong turn and you’re in hot water!
There is a one story house. In it is 100 chairs. There are twenty five tables. So four people sit at each table. Each person had a cantaloupe, pineapple, apples, and pretzels. They all have Dr. Pepper. Also there are flowers and a kitchen.
There are five bedrooms; three of them are in the hall left of the kitchen, and two of them are in the hall right of the kitchen. What’s upstairs?
What stairs? It is a ONE story house!
What’s the richest kind of air?
Billionaire!
