James: Can you spell the word “Water?”
Dan: Of course!
James: Spell it.
Dan: w-a-t-e-r!
James: Wrong! It’s spelled, i-t!
Dan: Oh…
Dan: Oh…
Miscellaneous Jokes
Mr.De Witt: Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup ?
Waiter:The backstroke
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
Which is faster: Cold or Hot?
Hot, anybody can catch a Cold!
What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?
Show me the honey!
What kind of dogs do scientists like best?
Labs!
