Who are balloons most scared of?
Mary Pop-ins!!!
From Kay Kay, age 11, Milford, Connecticut
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Miscellaneous Jokes
What does thunder wear under him?
THUNDER WEAR!
Why did the kid put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
What has four legs but can’t walk?
A chair!
Two coins make up 30 cents. One of them can’t be a nickel. What are the two coins.
A quarter and a nickel. Only one of them can’t be a nickel, a quarter is one of them, and a quarter is not a nickel.
What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?
It wooden go!
