Miscellaneous Jokes

From Kay Kay, age 11, Milford, Connecticut

Who are balloons most scared of?

Mary Pop-ins!!!

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From Sam, age 7, Canton'ga

What is the color of a burp?

Burple!

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From Fia, age 10, Red Wood City, California

What does a broom do when it’s tired?

It goes to sweep!

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From dgkgkggkflkxm.kcccgh, 8 years old, Canada

What do you call banana skins that you wear on your feet?

Slippers!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, MICHIGAN

Why are handcuffs like souvenirs?

They are made for two wrists (tourists)!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

What do you call chandeliers?

High lights!

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