What do mallards wear at a wedding?
Duxedos!
Bird Jokes
A lady went to a pet shop.
“I’d like to buy two yellow canaries,” she told the owner.
“We don’t have any canaries, but we have these,” the owner said, as he showed the lady some pale green parakeets.
“That’s not what I’m looking for,” the lady stated. But the pet store owner refused to give up.
He said, “Just think of them as yellow canaries that aren’t quite ripe yet.”
How do you repair a duck?
Duck tape
Who steals your soap in the bath tub?
A Robber Ducky!
Why did the bat get picked up by baseball player?
Because he thought he was a baseball BAT!
When did the duck wake up?
The quack of dawn!
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