Why can’t a turkey fly?
Because it’s too CHICKEN!
From Molly, 13 years old, Canada
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Bird Jokes
What kind of ocean bird can’t fly, can’t swim, and can’t catch fish?
A peli-can’t!
Where does an owl take his wife for dinner?
Hoooters!!!
Why won’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels!
How do birds talk?
They use twitter!
What kind of bird dresses the fanciest?
A penguin!
