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From Beryl, 11 years old, Hawaii

Duck walks up to the store clerk and says: “Can I have some lip balm?” Store Clerk says: “How will you pay for that sir?”

Duck: “Oh, just put it on my bill!”
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From Simone, 10 years old, Kansas, USA

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?

Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bay-gulls (bagels).
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From Claudeah Gabbard, 12 years old, Michigan

You have 2 ducks behind 2 ducks, 2 ducks in front of 2 ducks and 2 ducks next to 2 ducks.
How many do you have?

Six.
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From Molly, 13 years old, Canada

Why can’t a turkey fly?

Because it’s too CHICKEN!
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From Kenzie, 11 years old, Aurora

Why do humming birds hum?

Because they don’t know the words!
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From Zoo Zoo, 7 years old, Tennessee

Why did the band members ask the turkey to join the band?

They had no drum sticks!
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