What the same about a bird and a turtle?
They both fly except the turtle!
From Joseph, age 10, United States
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Bird Jokes
Why does the hummingbird hum?
Because it doesn’t know the words to the song?
Why can’t a turkey fly?
Because it’s too CHICKEN!
What kind of ocean bird can’t fly, can’t swim, and can’t catch fish?
A peli-can’t!
Where does an owl take his wife for dinner?
Hoooters!!!
Why won’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels!
