Bird Jokes

From Kylie Jo M., age 4, America

What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

Arrrrrr!

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From ZoZo, 11 years old, Iceland

What does Tweety Bird say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?

I love you tweet-heart!

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From Beryl, 11 years old, Hawaii

Duck walks up to the store clerk and says: “Can I have some lip balm?” Store Clerk says: “How will you pay for that sir?”

Duck: “Oh, just put it on my bill!”

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From Skylar, age 9, Krotz Springs,L.A

What do Mallards wear at a wedding?

Duxedoes!

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From Gia F, 9 years old, Illinois

Can a turkey jump higher than the empire state building?

Yes because the Empire State building can’t jump!

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From Ari, age 11, Georgia

What do birds wear to the beach?

Beakinis

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