Duck walks up to the store clerk and says: “Can I have some lip balm?” Store Clerk says: “How will you pay for that sir?”
Duck: “Oh, just put it on my bill!”
Bird Jokes
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bay-gulls (bagels).
You have 2 ducks behind 2 ducks, 2 ducks in front of 2 ducks and 2 ducks next to 2 ducks.
How many do you have?
Six.
Why can’t a turkey fly?
Because it’s too CHICKEN!
Why do humming birds hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
Why did the band members ask the turkey to join the band?
They had no drum sticks!
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