What does Tweety Bird say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?
I love you tweet-heart!
From ZoZo, 11 years old, Iceland
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Bird Jokes
Duck walks up to the store clerk and says: “Can I have some lip balm?” Store Clerk says: “How will you pay for that sir?”
Duck: “Oh, just put it on my bill!”
What do Mallards wear at a wedding?
Duxedoes!
Can a turkey jump higher than the empire state building?
Yes because the Empire State building can’t jump!
What do birds wear to the beach?
Beakinis
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had drum sticks!
