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Elephant Jokes

From Caitlin, age 8, Florida

What do you get when you cross an elephant with peanut butter?

Either an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth or peanut butter that never forgets!
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From Theo, a parent, La Mirada California

What is the biggest ant in the world?

an eleph-ant!
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Filed Under: Bug, Elephant

From Diana, a parent, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

What did the bunch of grapes say when the elephant stepped on them…?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine!
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From Troy Peterson, 10 years old, Florida

Why can’t elephants go to the beach?

Because they can’t keep their trunks up!
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From Dave, age 9, Vancouver, BC

What happens when you cross an elephant with a rhinocerous?

Elefino!
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From Anonymous

What if I don’t want to wait 50 years?

Put a parachute on the elephant and drop him from an elecopter.
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