What’s the difference between a chicken and an elephant?
An elephant can have chicken pox but a chicken cannot have elephant pox!
What’s gray, has a wand and wings,and gives money to elephants?
THE TUSK FAIRY!
How do you know there’s an elephant in the fridge?
Footprints in the butter.
What’s the difference between an Indian elephant and an African elephant?
About 6000 kilometres!
How do you know if there’s 2 elephants in your fridge?
Because you can hear them talking!
Why don’t elephants pick their noses?
Because they don’t know what to do with a 20 pound booger!
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