What Did? Jokes

From Pranav, age 8, Yorktown, New York

What did the teddy bear say when supper was offered?

“No thanks, I’m stuffed.”!

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From Kaitlyn, age 9, Kansas

What happened when one banana told the other banana a joke?

His sides split!

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From Madisyn, 13 years old, Indiana

What did the left hand say to the right hand?

How does it feel always to be right?

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From Ethan, 11 years old, Usa

What did the boy call his ruler that broke in half in math class?

A fraction

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From Katie, age 8, Paso Robles, California

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

NACHO-CHEESE!

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From Kaitlyn, 9 years old, USA

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Do you want to make cents?

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