One scientist said to another scientist, “We discovered the exercise that helps kill germs”.
The other scientist said, “Yeah, but how in the world are we going to get germs to exercise”?
Health and Body
What has a head, a tail but no body?
A coin!
What do you get when you cross fruit with a necklace?
A food chain!
Why is your nose always sad?
Because it is always being picked on
How do you know when an elephant is under your bed?
Your nose touches the ceiling!
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