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Health and Body

From Brett S., age 9, Australia.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?

Abbey stung me on the nose!
Please wait...

Filed Under: Health and Body, Knock Knock

From Rachel, age 14, San Fransico

Have you ever heard of the movie called “Constipated”?

Of course you haven’t!! It hasn’t come out yet!!
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Filed Under: Health and Body

From Brooke (Bub) G, age 11, Lachine, Michigan

What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me there is something that smells!!
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Filed Under: Health and Body

From Vee, age 11, Richmond, VA

Why do you not bring Pokemon in the bathroom with you?

Because it might Pekachu!
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Filed Under: Health and Body

From Joe, age 10, Sheffield, England

Why is the human body like a jail?

It’s made of cells!
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Filed Under: Health and Body

From Monika and Ostap, age 10, New York

One scientist said to another scientist, “We discovered the exercise that helps kill germs”.

The other scientist said, “Yeah, but how in the world are we going to get germs to exercise”?
Please wait...

Filed Under: Health and Body

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