Two old ladies were sitting in church. One leaned over and whispered to the other, “I’m so bored that my butt fell asleep.”
And she replied, “I know. I heard it snore three times.”
From Tyler, age 9, Connecticut,USA
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Health and Body
What do you get if you cross a skeleton and a detective?
Sherlock Bones
If you are an American in the living room then what are you in the restroom?
European!
Why do people say Captain Kirk has three ears?
He has a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier!
Why do people say Captain Kirk has three ears?
He has a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier!
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it is the scenter!
