What kind of rodent grows on your skin?
A mole!
Health and Body
Two old ladies were sitting in church. One leaned over and whispered to the other, “I’m so bored that my butt fell asleep.”
And she replied, “I know. I heard it snore three times.”
What do you get if you cross a skeleton and a detective?
Sherlock Bones
If you are an American in the living room then what are you in the restroom?
European!
Why do people say Captain Kirk has three ears?
He has a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier!
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it is the scenter!
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