Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Austin, 12 years old, Pennsylvania
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
From a reader age 10
What do you give to your money when it’s sick?
Tyler Tutt, 12 years old, from Minnesota
Why do people say Captain Kirk has three ears?
From Jade, 10 years old, US
What do you call a nose with no body?
From Allie A., age 10, Connecticut
Have you seen the movie “Constipated?”
From Britney, 12 years old, Utah
What happens when your nose runs and your feet smell?
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