A pair of curtains goes to the Doctors and says:
“Doctor Doctor, i’m falling apart”
The doctor then replies…
Health and Body
“Well, pull yourself together!”
What happened to the kid who was allergic to perfume?
He got SCENT to the doctor!
What is lighter than a feather, but even the strongest man on Earth can’t hold?
Air!
What is your bone in your body that always makes you laugh?
Your Humerus!
What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
Picket!
Once John was asked: “What soap do you use?”
“Henry’s soap.”
“Which oil?”
“Henry’s herbal oil.”
“Which shampoo?”
“Henry’s shampoo.”
“Is Henry a multinational company?”
John: No, Henry is my roommate!
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