Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
Health and Body
What do you give to your money when it’s sick?
Penny-cillin!
Why do people say Captain Kirk has three ears?
He has a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier!
What do you call a nose with no body?
Nobody knows!
Have you seen the movie “Constipated?”
No, it hasn’t come out yet!
What happens when your nose runs and your feet smell?
You were built upside down!
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