What did the bar of soap say when he saw his friend Gene?
Hygiene!
Health and Body
What should you do when you are stressed?
Eat dessert! Because desserts is the opposite of stressed!
Why shouldn’t you have plastic surgery?
because it’s rude to pick your nose.
What do call a person who has six eyes, two mouths, and three noses?
Ugly!
How’s 2 + 2 = 5 like your left foot?
It’s not right!
Why is the longest human nose only 11 inches?
Because if it were 12 inches, then it’d be a foot!
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