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Health and Body

From Bubbles, age 12, Wynberg, South Africa

What did the one chimney say to the other chimney?

You’re too young to smoke (Puff Puff)!
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Filed Under: Health and Body

From Tiger, age 11, Alaska

What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli?

kids wont eat broccoli!!
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Filed Under: Health and Body

From Jayam Sharma, 8 years old, India.

What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?

You are too young to smoke!
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Filed Under: Health and Body, Home and House

From Polk, 11 years old, Oxford, Michigan

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty of room!
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Filed Under: Animal, Elephant, Health and Body

From Brooke, 10 years old, Florida, US

What has a foot but no legs?

A ruler!
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Filed Under: Health and Body

From Alex L, 13 years old

What has hands and a face, but can’t feel anything?

A clock!
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Filed Under: Health and Body, Riddles

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