When is a bad time to cross a black cat?
When your a mouse!
Cat Jokes
What happens when a cat walks across the desert?
It gets “Sandy Claws”.
Why couldn’t the leopard escape from the zoo?
He always was spotted
Why couldn’t the alien kitty drink her milk?
Because it was in a flying saucer!
When do hamsters run away from rain?
When its raining cats and dogs!
What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You’re the purrfect cat for me!
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