What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You’re the purrfect cat for me!
From Angel, age 15, Pennsylvania
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Cat Jokes
What is a cheetah’s favorite game?
Cheat!
What’s a cat’s favorite show?
CLAW and order!
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
It was watching the mouse!
Where does the cat do its shopping?
The Catalog!
What time is it when seven hungry lions are chasing after you?
Seven after one!
