Why did they not let the cat go to school?
Because it is a cheetah!
Cat Jokes
Why did the Mother Cat move the Kittens?
She didn’t want to litter.
If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps off, how many are left?
None, because the rest are copycats!
What do cats read in the morning?
Mews-papers!
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Why did I go to Walmart when my cat’s tail came off?
Because it’s the best re-tale store!
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