Why couldn’t the leopard escape from the zoo?
He always was spotted
From Brian, 3 years old,
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Cat Jokes
Why couldn’t the alien kitty drink her milk?
Because it was in a flying saucer!
When do hamsters run away from rain?
When its raining cats and dogs!
What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You’re the purrfect cat for me!
What is a cheetah’s favorite game?
Cheat!
What’s a cat’s favorite show?
CLAW and order!
