Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
From Elise, age 8, Livermore, California
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Turtle Jokes
Why did the turtle cross the street?
To get to the Shell station!
What do you call a turtle that flies?
A shell-icopter!
What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a turtle?
A slowpoke!
What kind of phone did Crush buy?
A shell-ular phone!! (Crush the turtle from “Finding Nemo”)
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
