I don’t understand these complaints about the postal service. Time was, you could put a two-cent stamp on a letter and mail it, and it would arrive at its destination in two days. Now you put a thirty-three cent stamp on a letter and it can take four to five weeks to arrive.
I figured out why mailing a letter costs so much.
What travels all around the world but stays in one corner?
What did the envelope say to the stamp?
Why was the stamp neon orange?