Why did the cows run away?
Because they were COWARDS!
From Lalwen the Jester, 3 years old, Brighton, England
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Cow Jokes
What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
A lumpy milkshake.
What is another name for a cow?
A lawn moo-er!
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
To get to the Milky Way!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side!
How did the cow get away?
On a moo-tercycle!
