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Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Pam, a reader, Virginia,USA

Why do the seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the Bay they’d be Bagels!
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From Brandt, 3 years old, San Diego , California

What did the sardines call the submarine?

A can of people!
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From Chris Pulgar, 12 years old, USA

What are the two richest fish in the sea?

A goldfish and a silverfish!
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From JEssie, age 10, Ontario

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!
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From Faith, age 9, Houston, Texas

Why is it so easy to weigh a fish?

Because they have their own scales!
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From Joshua Stone, 8 years old, Florida

What do you call a lazy crawfish?

A Slobster!
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