There are five fish in a tank. Three drown. How many are left?
Five. Fish can not drown.
Ocean and Beach Jokes
Who cleans the ocean?
The mermaids!
How do you make a gold fish old?
Take away the “g!”
Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond!
Pretend you’re in a box, under the ocean, and there’s no way out. How do you survive?
You stop pretending!
How does the ocean say goodbye?
It waves!
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