Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Madi, 9 years old

Why do fish live in saltwater?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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From Adam, age 8, Fife, Scotland

Why did the whale cross the road

To get to the other tide!

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From John, age 8, California, Compton

What does a shark eat with his peanut butter?

Jelly fish!

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From Maddie, 11 years old, Mason, Michigan.

What did the shark say after he ate the clown fish?

This tastes funny!

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From Morgan Halladay, 10 years old, Jasper, Florida

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand?

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From Grace Chambers, 9 years old, Woodstock, Georgia

What type of money do sharks use?

Sand dollars!

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