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Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Alex L, 12 years old

What do you call a fish that’s missing an eye?

A fsh!
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From Eyad, 11 years old, Egypt but living in KSA

What do you call a lazy crayfish?

A slobster!
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From Meghna, 9 years old, Canada

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper make them sneeze!
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From Jenicole13, age 13, Houston, Texas

What do mermaids wear to math class?

Alge-bra!
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From Priscilla, 7 years old, England

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a sea saw!
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From Brennan 11, Benjamin 8, Lauren 4, Pensacola, Florida

Why are seagulls called seagulls?

Because if they lived by the bay, they’d be bagels!
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