Science Jokes

From Saniya, 8 years old

What wave can’t you surf?

A microwave!

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From Dan, age 16, Sarver, Pennsylvania

What do you do with dead elements?

Barium!

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From Annie, age 11, Korea

How did Ben Franklin feel after he flew a kite in a thunderstorm?

Shocked!

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From Bhagyashree, age 11, India

Teacher: What is the shape of the earth?
Sam: Square!
Teacher: Why?

Sam:Because my father says your fame should spread to all four corners of the world!

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From Jack, 8 years old, New York

Whats a scientists favorite dog?

A lab!

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From Daniel Dollman, 11 years old, Miami

What is the richest kind of air?

A millionaire.

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